Puke then Pop
Let me introduce you to our first PUKE THEN POP VICTIM
This is Eve. She lives next door. When I sunbake IN MY OWN BACKYARD she throws dirt over the fence than giggles EVERY TEN MINUTES. I could pop those CUTE little pink cheeks until her teeth show - that's after I puke when I see her face.
posted by Hellcat at 10:00 pm
7 Comments:
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I'm not a hellcat, I'm a demonic pink poodle. Can I play, also?
I would like to see Eve bury you like a bone! hee hee woof!
You could try boning her leg while I get out of her chubby grip ....
HAH! PINK Poodles are part of Eve's accessories! Although your demonic eyes - TAKE OFF THOSE SHADES!
Yep - you're in but stay on the outside of the sandbox, don't want pink poodle wool all over the place ....
I'm a female so no boning. Is Eve male or female due to having a chubby? Yes, I'm demonic.
You need to clean out this smelly catbox of yours.
CHUBBY GRIP refers to HER arms!!!! At least cats have a sandbox, you just drop it anywhere - preferably in the center of someone's lawn.
I'm well potty trained, thank you very much for asking though. You need some baking soda. NOW!
Baking a pie????
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