The Heat Club
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We believe in keeping warm at all costs. The best method is to lie up against the heating vent. Make sure all the warm air is absorbed into fur. Careful grooming is necessary to prevent bad dandruff problem. When the heat is not running, creative solutions include caving into the cat bed, human bed, any afghan or blanket available. It's best if the blanket is already mounded, so you are invisible underneath. As a last resort, curl up on a lap or with another.
Club Motto: We're too hot to be cool!
We believe in keeping warm at all costs. The best method is to lie up against the heating vent. Make sure all the warm air is absorbed into fur. Careful grooming is necessary to prevent bad dandruff problem. When the heat is not running, creative solutions include caving into the cat bed, human bed, any afghan or blanket available. It's best if the blanket is already mounded, so you are invisible underneath. As a last resort, curl up on a lap or with another.
Club Motto: We're too hot to be cool!
posted by Hellcat at 1:47 pm
18 Comments:
If you do not belong to this Club you will be burned!
Cool Pic! No... I mean Hot! No wait. I Mean... Ahhh... I like it hot.
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Ouch! Glad you have joined the Heat Club Unknown };-} *sizzle* Love.
I find it a bit chilly in here. Not hot enough, going back to the circus. The Prince has returned after you were so mean to him. He may be a cold blooded fish man but he is warmer than you. Grrrrr....
Jealous. Why don't you join the club FiFi .... OH THAT'S RIGHT .... you're a DOG! Hheheehee
Jealous of what? A smelly litterbox where a nasty old furball like yourself lives? No thanks. heeheeheee.....woof!
Oh! Forgot to mention, dear, that your lover was at my place last night praising the poodle. Yes, he was....naughty boy.
btw: Your butterfly was not very sociable so I ate it. burp.
Unknown Lover was only doing what OUR club members are supposed to do: "Curl up on a lap or with another"!!!! Besides, he stuck to OUR motto "We're too hot to be COOL", like YOU are - COOL!!!!!! NOT HOT!!!! Hah to think you even had a chance ....
FiFi is not interested in your lowly little litterbox, dear, we accept nothing but the highest quality. You cannot reject FiFi because FiFi has already rejected YOU.
Mew Mew, sniff sniff, pew pew, you and your home smells of deux deux. Do you not ever clean yourself as any self-respecting feline would? Oh, never mind, you prefer to wallow in your own filth.
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AHA! Knew it! There are two of you possibly three in that little pink head of yours .... dog! First you refer to FiFi as someone other than yourself, then there is 'WE', then you speak on behalf of FiFi ...
MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Knew it, you REALLY want to be a hot cat. BUT the thought at the same time repulses you. This is probably related to not having something like a sandbox and being forced to wallow in public ... on the lawn, or on a footpath ... or NOT BEING IN A CLUB!
Cool hot blog... LOL Luv it. And the other one too. (Mean the illustation anonymous). My regards from Merlin (und Princesse, the very lazy cat)
illustRation...sorry. My Englisheee ize no gooood.
OOOHHH Merlin we LOVE you here. YES we are meanies PURRRRRRRR. You are too hot:)
Hello MerlinPrincess we understand ... just not how a hot blog can be cool :) Mwhahahaha
Cool? Did I say Cool... Nope I meant very very hoooot! And the wine on the pic was a BIN 888. Directly from... Australia. Didn't got a drop. This alcoholic Kat!
Yup you said cool but believe you meant HOT };-} Hheheheee alcoholic Kat go eat a rat };-} Hoot, hoot Merlin!
Pity Princesse is much too lazy, must be a Cat Club for that!!
so what's for lunch? I like to chew on yarn...of course, mom gets upset when I swallow it...apparently she doesn't like colour in the catbox!
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING I POSTED A POST AND HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY...WELL MAYBE TWO... MMMMMEEEEEWWWWWW! BURPS!
Catnapping, lunch is what Slave is eating! Never eat food from your own bowl if you can steal some from the table. Your Mum is NOT artistic and deserves a Slashing!
STOP BEING SO LOUD MERLIN! Will think about looking ... not that keen on SLUSHES!
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