The Slug Club
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Members to the Slug Club have passed the prime of their lives or are the 'artistic' sort. We regard active as something to be avoided and inertness as an art form. Activity consists primarily of moving from one favourite sleeping spot to another, or to the sandbox or food. VERY occasional fits are usually unavoidable due to build up of energy. Slaves disrespectfully refer to us as Lump, Couch Fungus, or [any horizontal surface] Obstacle and often check for signs of life. This should earn a Slave a shredding, but few members can be bothered to do more than a sinister stare or twitch the tail. Lazy Slugs are recognized by willingness to be brushed and it does reduce the hairball problem.
Club Motto: We are an Art Form.
Members to the Slug Club have passed the prime of their lives or are the 'artistic' sort. We regard active as something to be avoided and inertness as an art form. Activity consists primarily of moving from one favourite sleeping spot to another, or to the sandbox or food. VERY occasional fits are usually unavoidable due to build up of energy. Slaves disrespectfully refer to us as Lump, Couch Fungus, or [any horizontal surface] Obstacle and often check for signs of life. This should earn a Slave a shredding, but few members can be bothered to do more than a sinister stare or twitch the tail. Lazy Slugs are recognized by willingness to be brushed and it does reduce the hairball problem.
Club Motto: We are an Art Form.
posted by Hellcat at 12:10 pm
12 Comments:
Nice!!!! Ate a mice????
No Madmemoiselle Princesse - unless you are feeding her a mouse. Still Life is MUCH too much a window frame to chase mice! An artisistic looking window frame. Chasing mice is MUCH too much effort; she can only lift her tail and treats are brought to her. When needing a bathroom break, she is pushed out the window to do toilet, then someone has to collect her and put her back on the window frame. A TRUE Slug Member at the best!
You need to be brushed more often, then. You have a major hairball problem. I'm still cleaning up after your foul self over at the circus. yuck!
Still Life would NEVER get as far as a circus! That was Hellcat vomiting everywhere. *vomit*
YOUR A SISTER!!!! Have my own Slug Club here in Quebec. But I'm to lazy to goooo....... YAaaawn!
Me toooo...:oD
I would post a longer comment but I'm joining the club.
love
Hhheeeeee - YOU LAZY SLUGS! Love you all because of it };-}
fear i cannot join aforementioned club...not permitted! long to join...is four a.m. and the official member of "slug club" is pissed at me cuz i got outta bed to do something other than stare at the ceiling...she had to find another pillow:D
cheers,
kerry
Keep your mouth shut in the Slug Club then Kerry! You are still in the Heat Club if you are acting as a pillow!! NOT to mention leaving the bed because ceiling is boring ... I suggest you try a posture positioned so you can't see the ceiling! Original thought, just keep your mouth shut in the Slug Club!
I would be the president of the underachievers club if it didn't take somuch work...
Guessed as much Tony ... purrrrrrfect SLUG!
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