Christmas Party General Training THREE
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Christmas Party FOOD etiquette is an important lesson for all Hellcats!
Especially important to those who think they already know ALL about it, like Kerry who was supposed to be talking about sitting and rubbing but commented, "make sure you walk across food-situated areas as often as possible, shedding and scratching as you go. watch out for any votive candles though, they are very dangerous to the belly hairs. situating yourself in amongst the hors d'oeurves will ensure you're the centre of the party!".
Then Unknown who was also supposed to be commenting about sitting and rubbing said, "I like jumping on the food table for the best distribution of my fur into the food. Stepping in the dip is also fun.meowlove *VOMIT*".
THEN we had a Psycotic Turkey, that has just broken loose from Steggles running around the Sandbox when we were SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT BATHROOM ETIQUETTE! If this wasn't about Christmas FOOD then WHAT was it about???
You are all disgusting and know EVERYTHING, and I praise you for it. That's why I am leaving this post for YOU to tell me ALL ABOUT FOOD ETIQUETTE.
Christmas Party FOOD etiquette is an important lesson for all Hellcats!
Especially important to those who think they already know ALL about it, like Kerry who was supposed to be talking about sitting and rubbing but commented, "make sure you walk across food-situated areas as often as possible, shedding and scratching as you go. watch out for any votive candles though, they are very dangerous to the belly hairs. situating yourself in amongst the hors d'oeurves will ensure you're the centre of the party!".
Then Unknown who was also supposed to be commenting about sitting and rubbing said, "I like jumping on the food table for the best distribution of my fur into the food. Stepping in the dip is also fun.meowlove *VOMIT*".
THEN we had a Psycotic Turkey, that has just broken loose from Steggles running around the Sandbox when we were SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT BATHROOM ETIQUETTE! If this wasn't about Christmas FOOD then WHAT was it about???
You are all disgusting and know EVERYTHING, and I praise you for it. That's why I am leaving this post for YOU to tell me ALL ABOUT FOOD ETIQUETTE.
posted by Hellcat at 3:29 pm
17 Comments:
When one bastes a cat, after defurring the kitty naturally, be sure to do it regularly - otherwise the meat will dry. Turn the heat down low and slow cook....serve with chicken giblets.
Mwahhahaha, Gobble.
Psychotic Turkey
THAT'S IT!
Time to catch the Turkey for DINNER! Don't forget to put head on stake and PLUCK feathers for future cushioning. Have fun watching flying play toys gather at stake after filling your bellies.
AND Psychotic Turkey ... BE THANKFUL! It's Thanksgiving Day in another part of the world!!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? THE OUTSIDE!
Why do turkeys eat so little? BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS STUFFED!
AND JUST IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING.... how many turkeys does it take to change a light bulb ... IT TAKES 5 HOURS!!!
BON APPETITE!
A gobbly rejoinder:
a) re:feathers correct
b) re:eating there is sanctuary at the safehouse and we are gorging ourselves on flavoursome felines
c) re:light-bulbs the crew from mythbusters disspelled this, they actually found that it took about 1 minute.....btw the way how many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because the invisible hand does it.....lol, mwaaahahahah, gobble.
The Psychotic Turkey
A Hellcat retort:
a) Religiously always remove the feathers!
b) Response is Get Stuffed – all the better to eat you!
c) Revive turkeys when electrocuted to prolong playing time! BTW economists have NOTHING to do with HELLCAT FOOD ETIQUETTE - except we also play with our meat };-}
Old flabby turkeys, like your "guest" here, get fed to the cats. Poodles don't eat anything that smokes, either.
Holiday tradition demands that Poodles get to sit at the head of the table, cats are locked in another room to be kept out of sight and wait for leftovers and turkeys are in the center of the table waiting to be served...to the poodle.
The turkey is a smoking idiot the dog is being greedy and I still don't have any food etiquette tips! I suggest tripping slaves carrying platters to table. Food on the floor is all yours!
MMMMRRRROOOOWWWWWWW
love*vomit*
Food Etiquette: Do all the mess you can around your eating place... Especially when the slaves just have cleaned it....
MWAAAAAAA. Good?
SMOOCH
to this beauty furry babe
The Tart
Notes so far:
Previously:
1) Walk across food-situated areas as often as possible, shedding and scratching as you go.
2) Watch out for any votive candles - dangerous to belly hairs.
3) Situate amongst the hors d'oeurves to ensure you're the centre of the party.
4) Jump on the food table for best distribution of fur into food.
5) Stepping in the dip is also fun.
Since:
1) Turkey is an excellent dish flabby, smoked or otherwise!
2) Poodles out to be careful in case Slaves think they are lamb.
3) Trip Slaves carrying platters.
4) Make a mess when just cleaned up.
5) Read post first.
PATHETIC! I want REAL comments from those who think they know!
REAL.
Not laughing *vomit*
MROUINNNNNNNNN?
Quit moaning about it!!
I'm not moaning, I'm MROUINNING. That's very different.
Explain AFTER you comment with a good idea about food etiquette Merlin!!! That makes sense!
Mre smiaou mrouuuu ii aou mrouinn miew me meouwww meaaaooo meaouuuu rouin mou mri. I think that's the best yu can have from me... Mew!
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