Cataclysmic facts for Cataloguing FOUR
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WE are their entertainment!!! Slaves may be permitted to watch a reasonable number of hours of television per week. This is only if they are completing their homework and chores, such as feeding, petting and litter-changing. However, the responsible cat will NOT allow excessive television, will NOT use the television as a babysitter, and will supervise its Slave’s choice of viewing.
Slaves have very poor judgment in entertaining themselves. The loving cat will try to improve Slave’s taste by walking on the remote control to change the channel to a more appropriate show. If there is really nothing worth watching it may be advisable to order something from Pay-Per-View by walking on cable boxes.
WE are their entertainment!!! Slaves may be permitted to watch a reasonable number of hours of television per week. This is only if they are completing their homework and chores, such as feeding, petting and litter-changing. However, the responsible cat will NOT allow excessive television, will NOT use the television as a babysitter, and will supervise its Slave’s choice of viewing.
Slaves have very poor judgment in entertaining themselves. The loving cat will try to improve Slave’s taste by walking on the remote control to change the channel to a more appropriate show. If there is really nothing worth watching it may be advisable to order something from Pay-Per-View by walking on cable boxes.
posted by Hellcat at 3:20 pm
15 Comments:
I also suggest falling asleep on top of the remote. Act innocent when slave flies into a rage after spend an hour seaching for said remote.
meow love *vomit*
Mwahahahaaaa, sneaky and clever way to supervise what IS and ISN'T for viewing!
Love *vomit*
Personnaly I love to watch the television myself. Especially when there is MOI on tv. Or this special video of birds and squirrels my slave bought for me...
you can see moi taking a look at moi on this link.
Personally, myself, MOI; my for ME, see moi, look at moi! Merlinprincesse, you are very good about all things YOU, but we are talking about Slave Entertainment RESTRICTIONS! Very NICE *vomit* video by the way and I think you should go out with Show Boy.
Dear , I would moi myself I Je Me go out with the nice *beuarghhhhh* Show Boy even if I already have my man, mean Kat, Merlin the Hoooooot Kat. ( Don't tell him)
I heard that!!!!
And I Know RESTRICTION when I see one. OK!!!!!!
Excellent move Mademoi - you are after all a STAR!
What big ears you have Merlin ... sure Mummy Bunny didn't lie to you about what you really are?
Mademoiselle Princesse, I can only suggest getting rid of Merlin if he makes you angry - NOT very lady like performance!!!
Sometimes when sitting in front of the mesmerizer, my slaves have become catatonic, totally forgetting that I even exist. I find it best to take drastic measures at these times. Jumping on all the pretty wires behind the big picture box usually does the trick.
CATatonic is GOOD Catnapping but agree NOT for Slaves! Be forewarned about pretty wires and electroCATing!!
When all else fails use mesmerizer as catbox while slaves are asleep. Sure to get their attention.
meow love *vomit*
*vomit*
Love
Puck?? No, he has a black nose. Never mind.
Puke? Are you trying to spit out PUKE, PUKE, PUKE????
Just in case The Mysterious Poodle Circus just happens to be trying to find her cutsie cat Puck ... he is a Hellcat now and his name is PUKE!
AND I painted his nose for a disguise ... what took you so long to get here ... hmmmm?
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