The Hat Club
Brought to you by Pepe:
Members MUST enjoy looking like unique headware! Warmup is your Slave trying to arrange their hair in the morning, whether long enough or not, treat it like you would any other strings. Bat, grab, and generally attack. Steal elastics or Slave hair toys that they are trying to use and duck under the bed with them. This only works if the human isn't intelligent enough to have a couple of sacrifice hair toys which you are allowed to steal with only token resistance.
Once practised with this tactic, try standing in front of the mirror so Slave can't see their ugly head.
Jumping onto your Slave's head or shoulders is for advanced Hat Clubbers. Wet hair can make you feel extra sexy, crazy and strange. Once on head, make Slave stand in front of the mirror and see how much better they look with new hat!
Slave will think you are cute *VOMIT* but after nibbling on Slave's neck for very long time you get evicted and can spend the rest of the time meowing piteously or being equally annoying.
You can see me in action HERE .
Club Motto: We are sexy!
Members MUST enjoy looking like unique headware! Warmup is your Slave trying to arrange their hair in the morning, whether long enough or not, treat it like you would any other strings. Bat, grab, and generally attack. Steal elastics or Slave hair toys that they are trying to use and duck under the bed with them. This only works if the human isn't intelligent enough to have a couple of sacrifice hair toys which you are allowed to steal with only token resistance.
Once practised with this tactic, try standing in front of the mirror so Slave can't see their ugly head.
Jumping onto your Slave's head or shoulders is for advanced Hat Clubbers. Wet hair can make you feel extra sexy, crazy and strange. Once on head, make Slave stand in front of the mirror and see how much better they look with new hat!
Slave will think you are cute *VOMIT* but after nibbling on Slave's neck for very long time you get evicted and can spend the rest of the time meowing piteously or being equally annoying.
You can see me in action HERE .
Club Motto: We are sexy!
posted by Hellcat at 7:00 pm
7 Comments:
while i do enjoy tangling my slave's long hair, she has lately started to braid it. So I have moved on to running her nylons.
For the optimum effect (screams of disgust and cusswords beginning with the F sound), it's best to wait till she picks up her purse.
...just one little claw placed just so.
Ahhh, a long braid is simply a ladder to climb from behind when Slave is unware of your stalking it! I had a huge grown ManSlave running around the house screaming "Get it Off" as I firmly wedged nails into scalp! He played with his braided ponytail which ladderedn from behind the sofa MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Wicked VacAttacking! Good timing is everthing and after Slave has hair just so ... and ready to walk out the door is a VERY GOOD IDEA!
I'm a star. I knew I should have taken my slaves new sunglasses. Oh well, I think I'll go claw the couch. Keep things sharp for the next time he gets out of the shower.
meowlove *vomit*
Are you suggesting you are being blinded by gaudy, cheap, and glaring bad taste Pepe??? I *VOMIT* to your cuteness };-} Love
Shining stars are also vomit material .... unless they point out good tucker in the form of moths, mice or other taunting creatures in their glaring ... Love you anyway.
Hmmmmmmmm, I see the couple thing starting here...via Pepe!
No, no, no Lyn it all started HERE when Unknown started licking };-}
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