Backtalk Club
Brought to you by Motormouth:
Members of Backtalk Club love to talk to their Slaves, give advice and mostly criticism on practically anything Slaves do. Given enough time, we will be able to teach even the most normal densest Slave how to take verbal commands.
Club Motto: What do you mean, shut up?
Members of Backtalk Club love to talk to their Slaves, give advice and mostly criticism on practically anything Slaves do. Given enough time, we will be able to teach even the most normal densest Slave how to take verbal commands.
Club Motto: What do you mean, shut up?
posted by Hellcat at 10:23 am
46 Comments:
That can't include those as dense as me. My blog motto is Get Stuffed. "Get Stuffed." Mmm, someone has been to see the cat that dos'nt have a bull fiddle in the middle, but I can't work out who that was where's the fullstop live oh yeah.
Keep yer hair on.
:d
Oh but it does Microphoneboom! It is the turkey who gets stuffed here, not us cats! My advise is to click on comments and see if you can match the little picture with the Anon - very simple really, and you might even work out how to find a bull in the middle. I am also NOT Motormouth, but Hellcat who belongs to Motormouth's Talkback Club! This means I do keep my hair on and what do you mean, shut up?
Catflap... You'll only confuse me again yowlng about Motormouth, I've only just worked out the pictures thing hav'nt I. G>T>
Sobtune .... have a tissue. What do you mean shutup?
I have to admit I meant to put G> S> before and I hate you for my dumbability. Wellcrap I think bull fiddling is'nt right.
G< S<
Deplume - your densisity is very normal but can't give advise on your dumbability. You are allowed to say Get Stuffed out loud here and this isn't a mobile phone but there IS plenty of Bull. What do you mean, shut up?
I have just had another breakthrough, now I understand the Motormouth reference and the "brought to you by' heading." I have excellent slave credentials as can be seen, but it's okay because cats are more advanced than humans and furrier. Watch out how many birds you eat in the modroom tho.
GET STUFFED
See Cats ... given enough time, we ARE able to teach even the most normal densest Slave how to take verbal commands };-}
I hereby name ModroomDeFluffed - DeplumeGetStuffed. Me-Ow };-}
What do you mean shut up?
Well it's an honor. Get stuffed. It sounds a bit 17th century Royal Courtish that name. I feel priveleged to receive the approval of a fine species. I'll try not to be too clumsy or torroglaquatic. I am your Denseness............:::::........ ]
Too complicated for the poor Frenchgirl... Shut up you two! I have to think about a way to teach her to talk the right way...Maybee mewing all night would be effective.
And what do you mean by shut up! I'm a very talkative Kat... Mew mi mouaaaaami mouaiaou! OK?
Your Denseness has been recognised DeplumeGetStuffed! The Turkey is your job now };-}
What do you mean shut up Merlin the Hoot Cat? Mewing all night is ... SHUT UP! Try blabbermouthing your poor Frenchgirl Slave into hypnotic state first!!!!
What do you mean Shut Up anonybabblemouse? My slave IS already a Zombie... MWaiaoua!
I am not. I am not. I am not...
This photo is a gas, it reminds of the fun I will have when I de-giblet my cats for Xmas dinner.
Psychotic Turkey
MMmwaaa hahaaa gobbbllllle
I love to talk. I like to talk to my slave at the most inappropriate times. An hour after they have gone to bed. An hour before they have to get out of bed. I like to talk really loud outside the bathroom door while the slaves are sitting on their water chair and can't move. I like to talk loud and crazily when people from the government come to the door that way they think the slave is torturing animals. I like to talk a lot.
MEOW LOVE *VOMIT*
I prefer the silent brooding but now that I have seen your post I will try talking to my slaves.
love *vomit*
Yes you are Slave of Merlinprincesse!
Very good idea Psycotic Turkey ... gas is a fine way of cooking turkeys to perfection ... nice and slow };-}
Shut up Unknown! Love. *VOMIT*
Shut up Unknown! Love. *VOMIT* *BORK* *VOMIT*
Glad *vomit* to see ya Helltask. Hope your slave is fine...
Slave has never been finer ... been fine dining };-} Shut up!
Shut up yourself. I'm the KING of All Kats!
Shut up ... we never married! The Princess is yours to make Queen!
Arggggghhhhh. Can't follow. Night!
And shut up! Something is TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!!
There can only be two Princesses if I say so! Which I don't and think your Princesse should hurry up and be the Hootcat King's Queen };-} Now shut up!
Admit it - that is a portrait of Hellcat - scrawny, hairless, screechy.
That Turkey better hide because it is almost Christmas and he'd make good eating. Ummm.....on second thought, he has been spending way too much time in the litterbox. Gak!
You never have cleaned this place up, have you? Foul smelly cat, now I know who inspired Phoebe's song.
It's Christmas. Get stuffed everybody.
That is Motormouth but not surprised a poodle can't tell the difference! You can play with the Turkey before WE eat it ... Merry Christmas. There is NO Phoebe here! SHUT UP!
Of course we will get stuffed Restroom ... shut up!
Evil Santa is in your head or outside your head but not attached to your neck! Anonymous has already sucked the juice out of everyone's brains so Shut Up!
why do you people keep taking my name in vain???
and i will NOT shut up!
Agree, I scream Vacattacking all the time in a not very nice way then run over/after Cats. I am Anonymous, NOT Hellcat - SHUT UP!
SHUT UP Anonymous !!! };-}
Shut up all of you I've been trying to sleep for 24 hours now!Arghhhhh. Merry Christmas oH all stuffed one. And Shut UP.
Festivus will shortly be upon us, the feats of strength will see the Gobblers triumphant over the Purrers. Where's my toothpick.
MwwwaaaaGobbbblllle.
The Psychotic Turkey
Shut up Merlinprincesse ... no wonder you can't sleep.
Have a fire burning here right now Turkey .... care to join us };-} Shut up!
Indeed I would .....nothing like the smell of napalmed fur in the morning. Kurtz has signed on for the Gobblers, so roast feline will be a Festivus treat...along with mashed kitty and peas.
MMmmwwwaaahhGobbbbllle
Turkeys of the world unite.
Not the American renegade whose brutality and madness mirrors the evil of the Vietnam War? He's such a sweetie and doesn't have a turkey's bone in him. Besides, these fires are fast engulfing and your far-away friend would never make it in time. Now shut up!
MEW UP!
Mew up yourself Mourrrrline! I've just finished my (psychotic) turkey-à-la-chef dinner...
Shut up! The Turkey is dead???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! not this Turkey! I love her (or him or it)... One of it's cousin...
SHUTUP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shutup the Turkey IS DEAD! SHUT UP!!!!
The Turkey is catching up on some reading, recipe books, so that I have my roasting techniques just right for the big day. The Feline Festivus Feast will be stellar...you know your meal is done when the meowing shuts up.
Mwwaaahaa Gobble
*psssst Cat ... do you think the Turkey is catching Cateritis?* Shut up is OUR club motto!
Shut up and listen: In fact, it's cateritis inflammatus springis whiskeritatus. A very frequent disease caused by ingesting FRIED CATS! Only exists among PSYCHOTIC TURKEYS... MWHAHAHAHA!
OMG shut up!!!! Not only is the Turkey turning into a cat .... Merlin the Hoot Kat is turning into a turkey! SHUT UP!
Shut up: NOPE I'm not. Gobble gobble!
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