The Fraidy Cat Club
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For cats of nervous and/or neurotic disposition only! Any strange object or human is to be treated as a mortal danger until it is absolutely certain it isn't dangerous. Even keep an eye on the Slaves you know, just in case. Slaves will laugh, drag you from under the bed, and tell cruel jokes. Be sure to know all of the good hiding spots in the house/apartment, including the ones that Slaves swear no cat could fit into! These latter are generally of little use to anybody except when it is checkup time at the vet's and it is important to be invisible.
Club Motto: Eeek! What's THAT?
For cats of nervous and/or neurotic disposition only! Any strange object or human is to be treated as a mortal danger until it is absolutely certain it isn't dangerous. Even keep an eye on the Slaves you know, just in case. Slaves will laugh, drag you from under the bed, and tell cruel jokes. Be sure to know all of the good hiding spots in the house/apartment, including the ones that Slaves swear no cat could fit into! These latter are generally of little use to anybody except when it is checkup time at the vet's and it is important to be invisible.
Club Motto: Eeek! What's THAT?
posted by Hellcat at 2:39 pm
22 Comments:
EEEk! I'm afraid of those big yellow eyes!
EEEk! I'm afraid you're not afraid enough Merlin the Hoot Cat };-}
I AM MIGHTY AND FEAR NO ONE! EEK! Did you hear that?! I'll be in the closet under the dirty clothes if you need me!
meow love*vomit*
Blah ... you just wet the carpet - Eeeek! *Vomit* Love.
Blah! EEEK! Vomit! What is all that techno babble about???? Mwahahahaha...Oups!
EEEK! Don't compute Merlinprincesse!!! *vomit*
You will never see the inside of a turkey cavity...indeed I believe my brethren scare you.
Mwaaagobble
Your blood brothers and sisters are extra tasty and we cats have had plenty of experience seeing inside your cavities! Eeek ... bad breath!
Yagobble
I've read somewhere that you have 43 Celcius! EEEEEKKKKKK Beware of hair balls fire!!! Mew!
That's right Mademoiselle Princesse! We can't help being extra hot down under };-}
Eeek! Just as well I'm a girl then };-}
EEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!
It's THE COOKIE MONSTER!
YUMMY, IT'S THE COOKIE MONSTER. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk. It's looking at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
NO! It's looking at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
vale basta ya
que hay aqui, un club privada de ooohes y eeeekes.
what is going on here then.
is this a private bar or what.
if not, then what is it
giving time to those feline beasties.
it's a waste of server and bandwidth.
also there is no-one interested
I didn't even be looking at this
forget I was here
You never sawed me
woof
Dont bother, Hellkat, This dog *vomit* is a lurker on my site too!
EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK A DOG! Worse than this bigfatgobble turkey!
Ooohes and Eeeekes NOT!!! Tis a very low form of that which poops in public especially on lawns! I never sawed an Eni!
*VOMIT* Merlinprincesse!
As I write this I note that it's 11 days until Xmas and no one has come near the safe house. I am planning my revenge on all things that purr in 11 days.
Jason the Turkey (donning the hockey mask already)
Gobbbbbbbbbbllllleeeee!
Planning your revenge, Jason the Turkey?????? *teehee*. Noooo, I don't think soooo. You are going to be STUFFFFFFFED! Yummy. (And yummy from Merlin the Hooot Kat and Mademoiselle Princesse. They are already droooooling on the floor) EEEEEEEEEK. Just saw a Hockey mask...!
Hi Hubcap. Thought I'd just do one in your sandbox seeing as you left paw marks in the modroom. I've finally worked out who is who vis a vis you and anonymous. A normal person would'nt understand how crap I am with logical stuff, and I've only had a computer benn online six months and comments boxes are even new to me. Can you imagine it. So anyway. I don't think I'm confused anymore. I feel better for that. Thank you.
:d
Stop eating the BIRDS.
THAT'S IT! I AM NOT A FRAIDY CAT!!
Jason the Turkey - bite ME! Mwhahahahahahaaa.
STUFF the hockey mask Merlinprincesse!
You are confused and dense because you are NORMAL Entomb!
Nice kitty kitty kitty...hmmmmmm?
Smooch,
The Tart
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