The Lummox Club
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Members of the Lummox Club like to sleep on their Slave's bed.
Take over the WHOLE bed!!! It's often necessary to push the sleeping Slave around to make room. Lots of satisfaction can be had if there is more than one Slave or Cat in bed!
Turn Slaves into pretzels practising their nocturnal yoga positions! Try pinning them down so they can't get out from under the covers or even roll over.
EXTRA fun can be had if you can get ALL other occupants out of the bed entirely!
Tip: Try sitting on or regularly running over face to get it out of the way.
Club Motto: Move over!
If your Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred, try listening to my Birrrrrthday Song, always sung in bed ...
Members of the Lummox Club like to sleep on their Slave's bed.
Take over the WHOLE bed!!! It's often necessary to push the sleeping Slave around to make room. Lots of satisfaction can be had if there is more than one Slave or Cat in bed!
Turn Slaves into pretzels practising their nocturnal yoga positions! Try pinning them down so they can't get out from under the covers or even roll over.
EXTRA fun can be had if you can get ALL other occupants out of the bed entirely!
Tip: Try sitting on or regularly running over face to get it out of the way.
Club Motto: Move over!
If your Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred, try listening to my Birrrrrthday Song, always sung in bed ...
MOVE OVER!
posted by Hellcat at 7:23 pm
48 Comments:
Totally Lummox. So that's why people, I mean Slaves, are evolving into pretzel shapes over the centuries. Well it ain't happening here...
MMMMOVE OVERRRR and keep that tail under control!!!
NO!
YOU move over you great big lummox Deplume!!
YES Lily and Lucy White ... arggghhhh, tis awfully difficult pinning the two of you down on opposites sides ... must be because you are already PRETZELD!
HopCop. Just because cats rule the world it dos'nt mean you need space 10x bigger than youself to sleep in! Just move over a LITTLE bit plllll... llllll... ease.
PlEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEse??????
*VOMIT* I can expand when provoked!! };-}
Okay then, I'll just chop-off half my body and be thankful. You big FAT LUMMOX. Big expanding-perspective BAtCaP..o
Called YOU a FAT LUMMOX first! Keep your perrrrspectives to yourrrrself! };-}
The pose is incredibly fynny as well as the angle.
MOVE Paula and I'll wipe that smile of your face! Have a paw to plug the giggles!
Ha, ha foolish slaves even bought me my own bed but do I use it. Hell No! Not for sleeping anyway. Why take the small bed when I'm king of the house!
love*vomit*
A tip: when my slave is suffering from her very bad arthritis... I go sleep ON her...Especially on the part of her body that is the most painful.... Mia Mia Mia...
DON'T SAY A WORD. IT'S CATTHERAPY!!!
*miomit*
Ha, Unknown has a new PirateCat icon! Bet you use those claws as swords to SNAG the litty bitty excuse for a bed! Good practise for Slave's pyjamas which makes them jump OVERBOARD!! Now MOVE OVER Love.
DON'T SAY A WORD? The FLOOR is best for a suffering Slave! That's AFTER you take her to extreme measures of PAIN so there is no where else for her to go };-}
Guess none of you are BORED yet???? *VOMIT*
Look at those sweet lil hellcat toes!
Love this.
The Whippy Curly Tails in the Toasty South
=^..^=
VOMIT, VOMIT, SPEW, BARF!!!!
Move OUT!
OOOOO tHAT'S TRUE! Sooo cuuuute and sweet lil toes... And this happy faaaaaaaaaaace!
Mwahahahahahahahaha.
NOTVOMIT!
MOVE OUT THE PAIR OF YOU SWEETY *vomit* TOE LOVERS!!!!!
Biglump is still being a big lump lummox. Is there room in the sandbox or what!
HeeHee Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice...........:o) (The famous n... word)
Lummox can't hear.. fast asleep BOGLAMP.
I'm NOT deaf!!! I am HEllcat, NOT Lummox! WHAT about you Deplume???? Did you HEAR my song??? Obviously there is NO room for anyone but ME and whoever I choose .... MOVE OVER!
MerlinPrincesse ... NOT NOT NOT NOT nice *vomit*
I CAN hear!
Yes I've heard your song, it's quite emotional. Get MOOOOvin for a HHHHOOOOvin.
Vacattacking isn't here and I forbid Hoovin in the bed - tiny vomits are enough! *vomit*
vom vom vrrmm vrrmm. bdmmm bdmmm.
OR very BAD backing vocals!!!! MOVE OVER!
umpah umpah stick it up your jumpa. muvovver.
You jump around too much!!! I only wear FUR! MOVE!
PULLOVER!.. oh I mean Move Over.
SSSSSSSSSSSSS get yourrrrr pulls and moves sssssorrrrted };-}
Wow! All this is frightening! Hellcat, have something for ya on mi bloggue....:o)
You can't trick ME to MOVE MerlinPrincesse!
Go SEE! You Incredible Incredulous!
NO!
Zee bed iz all MINE!
NO IT ISN'T Deplume!!! Ze French is also BAD!
What What I heard zat!!!! Mushroom you should go back on YOUR BLOG.
Deplume must fall asleep right where he izz zzz zzz.. zz.. zzzz.. zz... zzzz
Good nigh sweetie... Should I smooch him HellcaT... *vomit*
SWEETIE???? *vomit vomit vomit*
I'm the one with Electricity ... storm here ... must escape ....
MOVE OVER .... taking bed with me ...
Good night sweet Hellcat. You are so cute! Smooch!
*VOMIT*
One sure way to get my slave up early is to jump on her full bladder!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Hhehehheheeee excellent idea Cat's Cat. Don't forget to barf on the new sheets when they are laid };-}
another virus has come your way.. its weird one... };-} hihi
btw.. still have that birthday song in my head... lol
Errrrrrrrr, an extrrra weird virrrrus - blech! You'rrrre a weirrrrd one AtomicVelvetSigh, bet I'm weirrder };-}
Will let you know when the fever sets in .... in the meantime MOVE OVER!!
BTW ... you'rrrre realllly sick and should see a neurosurgeon about that song!
Oh my my my absolutely no boredom with that song !!! Meoumoving over...
ME ... OW Katili!
MOVE OVER!
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