Territory
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Marking your territory is important if your Slave is ridiculous enough to introduce ‘company’ inside YOUR house! YOU are the Master of the household!!!! When marking your territory whether spraying or plain urinating, be sure it’s in a VERY noticeable place for your Slave. Good places are the middle of the bed, on wallpaper, on curtains, or against the fabric of a sofa or chair. Also, if the human has washed the item you have marked, be sure to wait a couple of days, and mark the item AGAIN in the very same place!
Marking your territory is important if your Slave is ridiculous enough to introduce ‘company’ inside YOUR house! YOU are the Master of the household!!!! When marking your territory whether spraying or plain urinating, be sure it’s in a VERY noticeable place for your Slave. Good places are the middle of the bed, on wallpaper, on curtains, or against the fabric of a sofa or chair. Also, if the human has washed the item you have marked, be sure to wait a couple of days, and mark the item AGAIN in the very same place!
posted by Hellcat at 2:28 pm
48 Comments:
My slave is menacing to send me back where she found me. What should I do, dear Spray?
Don't talk to him or I'll scratch you! HE'S MINE, ALL MINE!
Hello my love! I'm making a little visit in your sandbox. VERY COMFORTABLE! I'd love to take a walk on the sand with you my adorable one...
Kissy, kissy, cuty nosy!
LOVE
:@)))
Dear Merlin the Hoot Kat, spray your Slave then kiss me };-}
WHAT company is THIS??? Merlin is YOUR territory? Hhahahaaaaaaaa, why is here HERE in MY Sandbox?? You call THOSE nails Mademoiselle Princesse? Hhheeehheeeeeeeeee.
NO PIGS FOR COMPANY! Blah, blah, vomit!
Denying again sweetheart?
;;;;;@))))
She's not denying, she's just to shy to show her real feelings for me.
She's crazy about Crazy Piggy!
;@)))))
Gimme back my Merlin and stay with the pig!
I don't want a pig - I HAVE Merlin!!!
He's with me again.... YEP. All purring and being happy....YEP Even if Mademoiselle Princesse is a real pest....
Merlin never called ME a pest. Run along and cuddle Henry, he's second best!
it don't matter where you spray, the smell will clear their sinuses just as soon as they open the door.
rugs is good for sprayin' and peein'. it soaks down into the foam padding, and never comes out.
Mwahahahahaaa, trust Vacattacker to know all about spraying, urinating, peeing and weeing!! Heed Vacattack's advice cats - foam padded rugs are the juiciest target
};-}
I am not "a" or "the" pig!
I am CRAZY PIGGY! The one and only! Forget about Merlin, who's a very good friend of mine though a little stunned.
You are a "déesse", you need adventure! :@)
Goddess Hellcat chooses to ignore all pigs especially crazy ones!
Hey Hellcat, you get more comments here than I do in a month!
But you do seem oddly familiar ...
Jeopey, I, Great Goddess Hellcat will NEVER be familiar! Your problem is you aren't glamorous enough - try wearing a boobie hat. Oh, and I pee on you };-}
This is terrible outmoded territorial fascism. GO SPRAY YOURSELF. Several times. Then think about what you've done. ...::::d
DO spray MYSELF! That's why you keep coming back Modroom };-}
Oh really. Well, right then. But I DON'T keep coming back and this dos'nt count. So I think you'll find yourself very wrong obviously. I don't even remember where the Sandbox is. Someone's left a big flat plastic oblong shoe here with a kind of beach in it and things. Sssshhhh.
You are about to poke your eye out with the umbrella! Must be the P in your I. It's also very difficult for you to run away when wearing those flippers! TAKE THEM OFF! It makes you look like a duck!
If I want to walk around like this I will. I find it is very dignified, and they're boots actually and nothing like flippers. Flippin' what. There's two P's in a space-pod at all times.
Terry and Henry sit in a pod
PEEing which isn't that odd
Out in space they turn egg nog
Deplume doesn't care cause he loves his bod!
Oh I see
I'll have a cup of tea
And pee
All over theeee!
NO ONE pees on ME!
Especially THEE!
If you want to be free
Tip out the tea!!!
I'll be free
With my tea
And pee
On me.
But it's not the sort of thing I usually do.
There is already sea
Near the Sandbox you see
Ooops forget with glee
Got you in eyes with last spree
};-}
It's like the pee equivalent of a food fight in here,
My vision is blurred I fear
I crawl out the door
It falls to the floor
And hits me in the rear.
Going to turn it to urinate
If not too late
Tis your fate
To not go beyond gate!!!
The bids are quite bright
I'm pummelled with shite
Reach the gate
Hit a crate
But again a missed flight
Dance in the rain
Miss my plane
I said it again.
Mon amour
you can spray
toujours
c'est l'été
and pee
oui,oui,oui!
Women can's resist a little french poetry!
;@)
Hey! you have a message from that Crazy Pig on MY BLOG!!!! If you want to have an affair with that pig or with that deplume or with that turkey, STAY IN THE SANDBOX!!!!
;o)
Deplume, too late,
You are Saturate!
THIS ONE CAN PIG!
Go somewhere else to do your jig!
Spray baby spray! Yoooowzaaaaaaaaaaa!
Oooops, missed a spot!
=^..^=
That spot better be ME Lyn!! Thought you'd know all about perfume ... };-}
"r" missing, it's here now.
thanks for dropping by =)
hello hellcat...since i have enjoyed all you kitty antics and posts by your mom, I have woven a story including you in my current post. i invite you to stop by and read about yourself!
please leave a comment and let me know if there is more to my story...what shall you spray next, my story? !
D for a P and P for an F with R thrown in Deplume!!
Why are you crying Sorrow X? Hheheheheheheeeeeee.
I don't have a Mummy Joli Noir Perle! Mummies are for WIMPS!!!! Don't run away ... BOOHOO to YOU!
You're asking for a spray at your house? OK, that was easy ...
That sounds like a load of bongos, cannae work it out. You're spending too much time upside-down on the curtains or something. I do sometimes. ..::l
Tis good to have blood rush to your head sometimes Deplume
Whoops your bleeding, stop bouncing around the room!
Hello dear, I send you this message while Mlle Princesse is sleeping.... *smooch* HeeHee
Saw that! Will tell Deplume and the Crazy Pig...
And maybe that cute Turkey...
Teehee Merlin PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
};-}
My vision has changed
Cats are two
Both are blue
I must be deranged.
..:::d
You didn't know deranged was the go? Oh no!!!!!!! You are slowwwwwwwwwww .........
GOTCHA!
I like to eat enamel then spray paint.
love *vomit*
Very GOOD art Unknown! VERY BAD KITTY!!
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