Weather
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Lets talk about the weather. Evil bad weatherrr like rain, snow, excessive cold or excrrruciating heat, is always the fault of SLAVES! If the weather is physically severe when your Slave opens the door to let you out, back away hastily and try another doorrrr. Be sure to starrrre accusingly at Slave during "WHAT have you done to the Weather????" session. If all the doors at your place have the same terrible weather and you haven't been pushed outside, relax by a window and gaze mourrrrnfully at your outside domain. Try again every half an hourrrr.
Lets talk about the weather. Evil bad weatherrr like rain, snow, excessive cold or excrrruciating heat, is always the fault of SLAVES! If the weather is physically severe when your Slave opens the door to let you out, back away hastily and try another doorrrr. Be sure to starrrre accusingly at Slave during "WHAT have you done to the Weather????" session. If all the doors at your place have the same terrible weather and you haven't been pushed outside, relax by a window and gaze mourrrrnfully at your outside domain. Try again every half an hourrrr.
posted by Hellcat at 8:01 pm
45 Comments:
Glum looks like he/ she is pushing into another dimension, never mind getting outside.
'I am within
I am without
Let me in
Let me out!"
..::::O
That is a mournful gaze
Thinks it's your eyes glazed
I'm in this dimension
You're out with suspension
Potato bin
Eat bean sprout!
};-}
I like to meow a lot so that my slave will change the weather. Try it. It's fun like this. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, grrrr... meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, purrrr... meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
love *vomit*
nope, weather is gorgeous. found a tasty bit of sunlight to curl up in for the rest of the afternoon. too early for flies, and slave is feeling just as sedate, so will not be bothered.
cheers,
kerry
(popped in for a swat ;D)
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, grrrr... meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, purrrr... meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
love *vomit*
Nope didn't work!
KERRY!!!!! Swat you been up to? *SWAT*
this little puddy has been hard at work, keeping all her slaves on-track and motivated. catching all the millions of loose ends and wrapping them back onto their spool. so blog-world has been completely neglected *OUCH*
cheers,
kerry
Sounds like you have been a very good Bad Kitty! Keeping your Slaves on track is bad in a very good way but forget about the millions of loose ends .... is good in a very bad way unless has something to do with keeping those Slaves on track *SWAT EITHERWAY*
I read that in a book by Robert Heinlein... "A door on Summer"... You just have to meow meow grr meow purr meow meow in front of each door, all day, changing doors, moeowing again and looking helpless. One door will certainly open on nice weather. It' funnier when you have a very big house with lots of doors!
meow meow grr meow purr meow meow
meow meow grr meow purr meow meow
meow meow grr meow purr meow meow
meow meow grr meow purr meow meow
meow meow grr meow purr meow meow
meow meow grr meow purr meow meow
meow meow grr meow purr meow meow
meow meow grr meow purr meow meow
Nope that doesn't work either!
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, grrrr... meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, purrrr... meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
love *vomit*
Nope, THAT still doesn't work!
admit it! you LOVE the rain! you like that slick wet stuff plastering your cat fur up against your cat skin!
YOU need a MAN Catnapping!!!! Hhehehheeeehhhehheeeeee
And you don't look helpless enough!
NO SHE DOESN'T NEED a SLAVE!
Unless a very strong one who can change the WEATHER!
NEVER look helpless when catching a man! NEVER be helpless!!!!! You want a man who can be told YOU are the boss! Why doesn't rain do the same for me ....
You are an idiot Anon *vomit*
Once I kitnap Glum I will have my slave,
MMMwwwwaaahaaaaaa Gggggoooobbble
Too bad Glum is a CAT and not a KITTEN Psychotic Turkey!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA See you have finally worked out how to type your name in blogger };-} That kind of slowness just never makes a go goo good gobbling kitnapper ....
Beautiful cats !
I can't change the weather but I can piss in the Sandbox. I'm stuck in the catflap again. Why don't you get a higher one? .:d
All the more beautiful to eat you Crescendo };-}
High enough Deplume ... stop eating potatoes or your nose will be the only part of you that can visit! You'll even have to piss in the BAD WEATHER!! We'll then bite your nose off because you'll be blocking the entrance!!!!
I'm stuck up the soddin chimney now, what kind of a place is this! I thought it was a door but I don't anymore. Hello? Help. :d
Can't tell you what the weather is, I'm upside down.
One does hope felines do celebrate at least a form of Valentine's Day, though not too commercialized. Nothing fishy please.
Celebration in the form of copulation? Don't tell me :p
Happy Valentine's.
Regards
Aristocrat
Warned about the potatoes
For a week you're swallowing tomatoes
Open your mouth
Eat whilst hanging South
That's what you get when inflatoes
Seeing you asked for fish, take THIS one and THIS Aristocrat. HOW DARE YOU ASK .. I'm a DISH!!!
Thanks. Tomatoes lovely.. think I've had a week's worth of them now. I am a short blast away from dislodging myself, it should be quite soon.
To blast is the secret to fast
Have another spoon
Should be blasting real soon
Peg your nose till blasts surpass
Glad for North direction of your ass ...
*BAVVOOOOOOMM* I go around the room, I'm flying fast the blast is vast, here I go out the window north south east west I don't know which is best. Now I'm in the shed with a sandwich on my head. Weather's not too bad, wind subsiding.
Will remain hiding
If wind is still subsiding
Eat dry bread before finding
Tomatoes are further less binding
};-}
I'm going to find my balance amongst the flower pots and pans away from the tomatoes. The tomatoes. Tomatoes. Omatoes are hot.
OUCH!
Hot isn't nice from bot!
Don't be a miser
Plants need the fertilizer
};-}
I'll play the flute with my boot and fall asleep until the bleep. Don't let the weather get you!
..:..o
How can you sleep when the air does reap?!? Achoo!?!
ah my loves....spring has sprung! love is in the air. find the nearest tabby and molest him the best you can. btw, no one NEEDS a man, unless it's to change the litter box.
cheers,
kerry
(presently in a mood ;) ))
Kerry, want a feud?
With a man you're screwed
Do you have to be crude
Molesting a tabby is lewd
Wicked mood ... are you nude?
};-}
*Spewed* but no prude!
of course not a prude
having a man (yes, in the nude)
i did him good
as well i should
left him not forgetting
that good sex was very bloodletting
he did come
thought he was someone
let he did not realize
he was not one of the wise.
he he...oops, was me, kerry
Not a surprise!
Hope you scratched out his eyes
He he...oops, that is hairy };-}
Oh, FANTASTIC!!
Beautiful!
Holy shit, that's my cat and now I have just found out I am really a SLAVE....
We are all fantastic here Big A. Nice see a Slave excited about that!
};-}
That's right, my shit is holy String! YES YOU ARE!!!!
My name is the Rev. Moly... HOLY MOLY!!!
Ha ha. Oh never mind.
Your name is Deplume, which changed to Kaboom because your shit DID stink! How did the fertilizing go? Were you asleep above the plants? Best check your pants!
There's a plop in the pot the rest I know not.
Plus.. Aussie fertilizer
Is no appetizer!
You are NOT a definite member of the FAT Garbage Truck Club then!
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