The Great Escape!
Brought to you by ME ME ME!!!!!
I AM VERY ANGRY and STARVING! YOU Cats are going to GET ME OUT OF HERE! DON'T look the OTHER way AtomicVelvetSigh, Catnapping, Psychotic Turkey, The Great Canadian Ho, Jane Doe, Lily/Lucy White, MerlinPrincesse, Modroom, Unknown (they are just the REALLY ugly ones!)!!!!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Why isn’t anyone getting me OUT OF HERE????????
I AM VERY ANGRY and STARVING! YOU Cats are going to GET ME OUT OF HERE! DON'T look the OTHER way AtomicVelvetSigh, Catnapping, Psychotic Turkey, The Great Canadian Ho, Jane Doe, Lily/Lucy White, MerlinPrincesse, Modroom, Unknown (they are just the REALLY ugly ones!)!!!!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Why isn’t anyone getting me OUT OF HERE????????
posted by Hellcat at 11:11 am
64 Comments:
Shut up ugly. Here's a trampoline.. you can bounce up and down on that in your cage whilst you think about what you've done. Can't put any food in cage because you'll knock yourself out with it. Just adjusting my portrait of you while I think of a plan, hope you're not in a hurry there.
Knock yourself out Hellcat! Hahahahahaaaaaaa. Hungry????? Your not dining on MY eyeballs!
Huh? *ouch* *ouch* *ouch* HURRY UP!!!!
HOW DARE SLAVE SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!! *vomit*
I had to be assertive, you're claws were nearly out of control and I've got my eyeballs to think about. Another reason why I might fall asleep soon. I'll put your prison up this tree for you, it's a NICE view.
WHAT has happened to my CLAWS??? NICE *vomit* view is so much closer to my feathered friends *vomit* .... MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.
ooooh, modroom is exerting his so called male dominance! mmmmmmm...felines don't respond to that well.
...because the lady is a tramp
cheers,
kerry
TRAMP? *vomit* TRAMP?????? *vomit* THAT has DOG *vomit* *vomit* connotations!!!!! HO!
My what pretty eyes you have ....
Man oh man, cat oh cat.....in a cage are we? I'm firing up the barbecue, I like my cat medium rare. The safehouse will be rocking and gobbling very soon.
That's RIGHT! The only thing that's going to be ROCKED and GOBBLED IS YOU Psychotic Turkey!!
*when I get out of HERE!*
What's wrong with your helpless puny Turkey wings??? Can't reach me up in the tree???? What kind of BIRD are you???
My wings are like a shield of steel, I'll never forgive Batfink for stealing that line off me. Still that was then and this is now, and now I am in the ascendancy and you are heading down the slippery slope that leads to my stomach.
DESCENDANCY you Turkey! I'm WAY above YOU *vomit* WAIT until I get my claws around that wobbling neck! (wait until I get my claws) ARGGGGHGHGH *vomit*
Poor baby hahaha....
Baby? Baby!?! I'm older than the Aristocrat even if an AristoCAT; even if you HAD nine lives!!!! BECAUSE THIS IS my NINTH!
*oh*
*gulp*
I'm RICH!
with fleas ...
and unwanted smells ...
Dear Hellcat,
I Know this is your ninth life, DEAR! So You can now come to live for the rest of it here in Canada with me and she who now will be only my sis.... (She was already... we were just joking). Mademoiselle Princesse agrees. So here my LOVE. I found the key of your prison... And give you a cake with a little something inside, in case the key would not work. BIG PARTY!!! Bring Deplume and Psychotic Turkey (as lunches). And we could make some HAM SANDWICHES.... HIIIIIHAAAAAW! Waiting for your answer...
Yours truly
Merlin....
I'm not HAM, I'm made of SPAM. Hellcat can have a bite if I taste right.
Perhaps an all out poster campaign is called for...
never underestimate the power of grassroots!
DEAR Merlin the Hoot Cat,
Hope you have tied up or locked Mademoiselle Princesse in a dark and dangerous place. WHERE ARE YOU???? I can’t see your ugly glory … HOPLESS – HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME HANGING!!!! A key!?! Inside the cake!?! *gulp* I ATE IT! WHY didn’t you write KEY INSIDE CAKE on the top??? *vomit* Nope that doesn’t work! *vomit* *vomit* *vomit*!!!
Yours ANGRY!
*vomit* Deplume WOULD taste disgusting!
Huh? What!?! I NEED to get DOWN to the Grassroots Catnapping!!!!! HELP!?!
HAHAHAHAHAa SAVE your OWN pussy Hellcat!
Oh blah. *choke* *vomit* THAT WAS A FILE IN THE CAKE! *gag* *choke*
Taste disgusting
Often busting
For the loo
A Number Two
That is you.
You are all rusting
Skin crusting
Mouth like glue
Ears blue
Not to mention the poo!
WHERE HAS MY HELP POSTER GONE CATNAPPING?????????
Hellcat in the morning
3 am catawauling
The UK will lack
The late night attack
Of a Modroom mauling.
I'm proud to be your slave
But I wish you would behave.
..:::;;;;o
Agree, maybe someone will help you escape if you BEHAVED Hellcat!
SHUTUP Modroom
Shutup
Shutup
Shutup!
SHUTUP SLAVE!
Dumb smelly old cat
Doesn't know what's good for her
Wait 'til I hang her
A haiku for you
Who replys in dumb lim'rick
You shameless poesy
:p
Mwah ha ha ha harrr
Heaven hangings FORBID that
AristoCat scat
In haiku for me
Agree you're shameless posey
This does NOT rhyme see!
oops
DRAT!!!!!
Yooouuuuuuuhoooouuuuuu!!!!!
Helllllcaaaaaatttttt??????
I put the key UNDER THE CAKE. Not in it.... MUst still be there...Damn!
Mushroom, the "HAM" is that French pig, not you.... :)
BUT I ATE EVERY CRUMB Merlin! I was STARVING!!!!
The French Pig IS a PIG! NOT a CAT or a RAT ... and IT's REALLY FAT!
I want more food!!!!!!
I've put a log on the fire, I could'nt find the dunny. There's a chicken on a plate at Anon's which no one is eating.
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
That's a Cat
Sabre toothed tiger
Matter of fact!
Anon has put herself into a box... Sooo Coool!!! Here's another cake for ya... Think you're becoming as fat as the piggy... Don't eat the key this time... And MERLIN sends his regards!.. I thing Mushroom is becoming fat too... What kind of party did you have... MMMMM????? BRB in an hour or 2 to see if you are still in that prison.... :O)
WHERE is Anon going? WHAT are you talking about MerlinPrincesse? I'M ALWAYS PREGNANT! You know THAT! Give me the cake ...
You are always pregnant???? And the fathers are????? Bad bad girl! You should stay in prison..... Naaaaaa.... Just joking.... Go girl go! Another cake for ya! Eat Eat Eat....
The fathers are Unknown MWAHAHAHAHA. Hey, WHAT'S going on here? WHERE is Anon going? Why do you want me fat? WHAT'S GOING ON???
Anon is just taking a vacation... I don't want you fat... Just don't want you to starve.... And did you know that I have assimilated Unknown.... Yes. He had 3 borgs from me..... Mwhahahahaha! There's always something going on...And Merlin is meowing now... I think he wants to tell you something... But I dont understand... Its mwoeow me rwew muiou miwooou... Do you know what it means?
Deplume is about to clog me with mouldy old doe, so won't have connection for HALF AN HOUR!
Hah? WHO IS GOING TO FEED ME? GET ME OUT OF HERE!
MERRRRRRRRLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
What? What? WHAT???!!! WHAT!!!!!!!
Your going to be clogged with 'popcorn' instead. Stop panicking, I'm sure evrything will turn out wonderfully..
OMG it's the Crazy Frog.
OMG
I'M BEING POPCORNED!!!!!!!!
MERRRRRRLLLIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Indeed....:::o
I'm here to get you out! Oh shit I can't see the door! AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love
HAH! WHY do you want to help THAT Hellcat!?! OHHHHHH no door ... (teehee) So much more and better love from me Unknown :)Love
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *pop* *ouch* *vomit*
your old familiar
in ransom i held until
you vote for me once!
(check out the top right left PAW corner bwahahaaaa)
NOOOOOOOOO
LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
you gonna vote for me first hahahaa..
until i see the polls jump up by one vote, you are not gonna go!!!
If not i'll paint you orange :p An orange Hellcat, that would make an interesting thought! LMFAO
ARGHGHGHGHGH
*vomit*
THINK I'M GOING TO POP!
*vomit*
WHITEMAILER AristoCAT!!!!!!!
White or black served
With Cream or double sugar
Do make up your mind :p
She shall stay white for now hahaha..
I think I'll call her Hellcat yeah!
White or black mailed
Will squish your guts like a snail
Your first line is wrong!
WHAT is that pong?
AAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My first line is right
And that pong comes from Hellcat
Which makes Hellcat-Pong!
And I do believe
Your blog shows up differently
Using firefox
So now I'm popping
Also ponging and whating
Clean up quick with blotting pad!
(YOU CAN'T HAVE A BITE!!!
I AM RIGHT!!!)
FOX? WHERE?????
474 and 575 but 475 IS WRONG! *vomit* PONG!
I'm here to watch your demise.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wait COME BACK! Don't leave me up in a tree in a cage being popcorned Psychotic Turrrkkkeeeyyy!!!!!! FLAP THOSE WINGS!!!!!!
*vomit*
I'm flapping with delight, gobbling myself silly, tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks, and much lager rolling down my throat.
TURKEY! TURKEY! TURKEY!
*vomit* *vomit* *vomit*
HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Flap those wings up here in this tree
Open my cage and set me FREE!
STOP gobbling lager and START BLUBBERING
Or I'll BITE your GLEE and start your STUTTERING!
Teehee
Where is everybody?
Guess they did flea
Tee hee hee hee hee!
WHERE ARE MY SLAVES??????
I mean cats ...
You good for nothingSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I've just put another keg on for the guys....this is sweet.
It'll get sour within THIS hour!!
*pop* *pop*
STOP!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!
*pop* *vomit* *pop*
There is no stopping the POPPING!!!!!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
How to without dropping!?!?
I'm NOT mopping!
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