The Cat in the Fat Club!
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Members named Treat Seeking Missles believe Slave food is the Great Cat in the Sky’s gift to cats and the kitchen is the centre of the universe!
Anything that falls onto the floor is to be eaten immediately! Jump onto the counter to clean the plates or hopping into the garbage bin to check for leftovers are both considered as HIGHLY acceptable! I - THE Master Garbage Truck is one who can do this without getting squirted or otherwise 'punished' by Slaves.
Treat Seeking Missiles lurk under Mini Slave chairs at feeding time as an excellent source of free food most accepted by the lazy Slaves.
Club Motto: I'll help you eat THAT!
Members named Treat Seeking Missles believe Slave food is the Great Cat in the Sky’s gift to cats and the kitchen is the centre of the universe!
Anything that falls onto the floor is to be eaten immediately! Jump onto the counter to clean the plates or hopping into the garbage bin to check for leftovers are both considered as HIGHLY acceptable! I - THE Master Garbage Truck is one who can do this without getting squirted or otherwise 'punished' by Slaves.
Treat Seeking Missiles lurk under Mini Slave chairs at feeding time as an excellent source of free food most accepted by the lazy Slaves.
Club Motto: I'll help you eat THAT!
posted by Hellcat at 5:28 pm
68 Comments:
Road kill or dead cat bounce cat....my favourite. I'll eat that any day.
Mwwwwaaahhhha GGGGobbbble
We are Treat Eating Missles Psychotic Turkey ... MORE PSYCHOTIC than YOU! Watch out cause we are munching maniacs this week who LOVE munching turkey!!!
my fatties will help your fatties eat THAT at any time!
Garburator is a huge gutbuster with a tiny head and crazed eyes, must need a wheelbarrow to get around. We had a cat who had been annoying my dad at the dinner table so he said "have that" and dropped a brussel sprout. cat ate it. What a Garbage Truck, kept it down too. You can eat tomatoes for a week. ..::o
Garburator is a huge gutbuster with a tiny head and crazed eyes, must need a wheelbarrow to get around. We had a cat who had been annoying my dad at the dinner table so he said "have that" and dropped a brussel sprout. cat ate it. What a Garbage Truck, kept it down too. You can eat tomatoes for a week. ..::o
Pissin piss
I eat all I want and never get fat... *doublevomit*
I'm fat. Would you love me even if I am....*meeoowsniff* ?????
Hear that.... Get back here you fatty!
Please Miss Hellkat. I apologize for the behavior of my monsters. Must be the snowstorm...
I'll help you eat THAT anytime also Lee!!!
I'll help you eat another week's worth of tomatoes Deplume. Bet my piss is more pissed };-}
Mademoiselle Princesse and Merlin the Hoot Kat are doing a fine job of eating each other! MWAHAHAAHAAAA.
MerlinPrincesse, I FORGIVE NO ONE! I'm also a Ms and you spelt my name wrong! Eat THAT!!
Oh? Sorry Hailkat...
Cats NEVER say SORRRRRRY BlurinPrinkestie!
But I'm not a Kat! I'm the slave. You are all mixed! I can say sorry when I WANT AND I WILL!!!!! SORRY SORRY SORRY NYAH NYAH NYAH OUPS sorry.... BlurinPrinkestie is a little bit misspelt.... sorr....
EAT THIS SLAVE *rude sign*!
OOOOOOH! Your gross! *snif* :o)
I KNOW MerlinPrincesse *vomit*
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(teehee) *vomit*
How many kitties do you have?
Great photo!
Lyn & The Whippy Curly Tails in the Toasty South
=^..^
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
love
*vomit much larger than yours* Merlinprincesse };-}
LOTS Lyn ... I make love with every Hootkat I meet };-}
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA you are looking extra attractive today Unknown
};-} Spit out those kittens! *vomit* Love
Do you have a rat lurking around bigger than The Great CatIn The Sky? His bigness has a really horrified look on his face, or is that his normal look/for that matter is he a he?
Hardwax - HE is a deception of the Slaves. *slap* Even if HE existed *vomit* He would be a SHE! *slap* *slap* EAT THAT!
Hey- keep that cat away from the air hose!
I'll help you eat THAT Tony LaRocca! *after holding a note for as long as I can and stinking up the air MORE*
*fart*
I am trapped in the dunny.
Take a deep breath Deplume and EAT that!
Eat that yourself dummy! The Hootkat is MINE!
I have been eating the Hootkat myself Dummy .... whenever you aren't looking };-}
No way Edgar. I'm out the poe. That THING was too slow. Eat your own 'help you eat that'. . ..:d
OH the game is rough here.....:o)
*triplevomit*
I see that you missed me darling!
Now you're talking about garbage, how sweet!
I'll help you eat anything you want darling. And you can get as fat as you can! :@)
Edgar isn't here so you are in the poe Deplume! Eat that THING!
Scared Dummy Slave MerlinPrincesse?
*triple vomit ten times* Mademoiselle Princesse };-}
I did NOT miss you PIG! Don't say SWEET *vomit* around here!!! NO PIGS ALLOWED!
I love it when you're angry! ;@)
Your nose is getting pinkier! Kissy, kissy!
I stuck it on a stick and flung it. But it was a struggle, it tried to fling me! It flew and now has flown, hope it finds another home. Maybe gone to bed on someone's head. It did'nt talk much either. ..:::d
Hope your THING is on PIG Deplume!!! In fact, she's so filthy crazy, might not notice it on her head. Squash it instead!
It's not talking because ignoring Crazy Pig!
First I repeat it, I'm not a SHE I'm a HE. Guy, male, boy, garçon, man! OK?
And say Mr. Mudbroom I appreciate his poetry but that it's me you love.
And don't worry, the only THING that can stick on my head is you, lovely cuty! :@)
Has anyone jumped on Mrs Crappy Wiggy's head yet? She appreciates flowetry, save the eyes for bad poetry! ...::::o
*ignoring pig**vomit*
You do the honours Deplume ... jump again and again and again and again };-} AND AGAIN!
Hmmm, thought I was Pisseye ...
Pisseye Plopeye.
EAT that the both of you!
Did I say poetry? Oh! Sorry. Mr. Mudbrook I appreciate your toilettry!
You did that shampoo very well indeed!
Hellcat, I love a women with intractability!
*IGNORE!*
It's 'fat' instead of 'hat'! It only took me nearly a week to get that.
Once I made a hat with a cat.
Twas comfy, twas warmy.
*acutely looking for a reaction* :@)
That is because you lost your hat.
Deplume *vomit*
HAT CLUB Eat THAT!
I've been on a linky loop. These cats send me in circles sometimes. You've been in the garbage bin, there's a tea-bag on your head.
Don't you like my hat Deplume? What FOOD offering did YOU bring???? *vomit* Was it yourself ....
};-}
Yes it looks quite nice that hat, it's a fashion statement. Ham sandwich. You can make the tea. Tee hee. Haaarrggghh ha ho.
I'm not your SLAVE! Make your own tea!!! Hmmmm like the taste of crazy ham ... I'll help you eat THAT!
No prob. But don't eat THAT HAT FATty. ..::o
Oh drat.
Can't have a cup of tea by the trees now. You've gone and eaten the tea bag. EAT is backwards for TEA. ..d
What? Hat? Drat?
Again I'm so lost *snifff*
*blinkblink* *quadruplevomit*
LOST BUT SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
EAT backwards is TAE! SEE EES emulpeD!
*timovelpurdauq* TWICE MerlinPrincesse!
I knew that. Tae is the posh way of saying it, don't you know. E backwards is Easier.
I'm from North and posh is hence forth.
Where have all the toshies come from???? We're in a GARBAGE Truck!!!
You're the muck in the truck! Help me eat that.
Not you, that sentence. I must go to slee...
Mushroom is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
MWHAHAHAHHA NO ONE is allowed to eat me! I'm NOT free!
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Aunty MP is lost?
We're having a garbage party here!
Bring your hat!
I brought some bat for my lovely Hellcat!
I know she'll love that!
:@)
THIS is NOT a tea party!!!
Where are all the tea drinking cats coming from?
MerlinPrincesseee,
Blame Penelopeee!!!!
*ignore* *swallow a bat*
you're welcome!
Choke on a rat!
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